Billy Crystal Quotes & Sayings

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

“Change is such hard work.”

“What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.”

“To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.”

“My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.”

“You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.”

“I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.”

“I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.”

“My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.”

“My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.”