Bob Hope Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Bob Hope quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Mar 29, 1903). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 30 we have for him.
“When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.”
“I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.”
“The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.”
“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”
“I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.”
“If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.”
“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”
“You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.”
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
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