Bob Newhart Quotes & Sayings

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117 most famous Bob Newhart quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 95 year old American comedian born on Sep 5, 1929.

Bob Newhart Quotes
“People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.”
“I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed, and he had on polka-dot pajamas and she had on striped pajamas, and when they got up the next morning he had on the striped pajamas and she had the polka dot pajamas, and that was considered racy at that time!”
“I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.”
“I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology?”
Bob Newhart Quotes
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.”
Bob Newhart Quotes
“I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.”
Bob Newhart Quotes
“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.”
Bob Newhart Quotes
“The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.”
Bob Newhart Quotes
“I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.”
Bob Newhart Quotes
“I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it.”

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