Boris Johnson Quotes & Sayings
35 most famous Boris Johnson quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 60 year old British politician born on Jun 19, 1964.
“My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.”
“My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.”
“Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff.”
“It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.”
“There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.”
“My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.”
“I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.”
“My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.”
“London is a fantastic creator of jobs - but many of these jobs are going to people who don't originate in this country.”
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