Bryan Callen Quotes & Sayings
22 most famous Bryan Callen quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 53 year old American actor born on Jan 26, 1971.
“Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.”
“I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!”
“Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.”
“Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.”
“Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.”
“I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.”
“I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.”
“If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.”
“One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.”
“Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.”
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