Calvin Trillin Quotes & Sayings
30 most famous Calvin Trillin quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's an 89 year old American journalist born on Dec 5, 1935.
“I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.”
“As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.”
“I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious.”
“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
“Health food makes me sick.”
“I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.”
“I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.”
“The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.”
“Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.”
“If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.”
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