Chris Farley Quotes & Sayings
13 most famous Chris Farley quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 18 December, 1997.
“I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'”
“I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It's a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I'm curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don't mix. So I try to fight those demons.”
“The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.”
“In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.”
“Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.”
“Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.”
“People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'”
“Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.”
“I want to live fast and die young.”
“I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I'd work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts.”
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