Dan Fogler Quotes & Sayings

14 most famous Dan Fogler quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 48 year old American comedian born on Oct 20, 1976.

“I used to have this fantasy when I was growing up where Princess Leia would be in the slave Leia costume and she would be in a vat of Breyer's ice cream. A recurring dream where I would eat my way to her.”

“My brother and I, we were both relatively good-looking guys growing up, but we had our awkward stages, where we were just hard to look at.”

“In 20 years I want to look back and see a collection of crazy characters that I made - a menagerie.”

“When I was on Broadway, people would really just recognize me around the theater. When you're showing up on commercials and posters, the scope of people recognizing you gets a little wider.”

“If you're not a beautiful person, you can't do anything about it.”

“When I was a kid, I would make kung fu movies with the kids in the neighborhood, and I would be the guy behind the camera directing everybody, but they were all very silly little shorts and comedy bits.”