Daniel Tosh Quotes & Sayings
16 most famous Daniel Tosh quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 49 year old American comedian born on May 29, 1975.
“It's not a stereotype if it's always true.”
“I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.”
“I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.”
“I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.”
“Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.'”
“Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.'”
“I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.”
“It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.”
“I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am.”
“It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me.”
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