Darrell Hammond Quotes & Sayings

26 most famous Darrell Hammond quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 69 year old American comedian born on Oct 8, 1955.

“I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.”

“I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.”

“If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.”

“I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.”

“I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.”

“Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.”

“I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'”

“When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.”