Garry Shandling Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.”

“I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.”

“You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.”

“I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.”

“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.”

“I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.”

“I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.”

“Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?”

“I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.”

“Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.”