Garry Shandling Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.”

“I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights were longer.”

“Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.”

“I'd like to do more acting.”

“Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.”

“I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.”

“I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.”

“I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.”

“I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when I think of two Jewish women getting together and having a child because the idea of having two Jewish mothers makes my head explode. I have one; I couldn't handle two.”

“It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.”