George Burns Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
George Burns quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Jan 20, 1896). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 38 we have for him.
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.”
“The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“Be quick to learn and wise to know.”
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.”
“At my age flowers scare me.”
“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.”
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