J. B. Smoove Quotes & Sayings
73 most famous J. B. Smoove quotes and sayings (actor). These are the first 10 quotes we have.
“You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.”
“I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.”
“I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.”
“When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, the universe will work with you. Think about it this way - a boomerang goes out and comes back to you if you throw it. If you throw it out at the universe, it will come back down to you on Earth.”
“When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.”
“I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious.”
“I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.”
“Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.”
“My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.”
“You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.”
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