J. B. Smoove Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.”

“There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them. Everybody doesn't know every kind of smart. There's money smart, there's movie smart, there's computer smart. There's just too many different kinds of smarts for people to know all the smarts.”

“I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.”

“A lot of comedians are selfish.”

“Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.”

“Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.”

“True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.”

“If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.”

“I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!”

“I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.”