Joel Madden Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.”

“I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.”

“I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.”

“People can say or think whatever they want... so in my reality, it's kind of irrelevant. I'm always the kind of person that does the right thing and keeps my side of the street clean.”

“When we were 15, my brother and I were getting really into Nirvana, Green Day, and The Beastie Boys. We started going to shows and realized we really wanted to be on stage.”

“I'm not for every woman, you know. Because a lot of women - I mean, obviously, your first thing is, 'What do you want your guy to look like?' And I'm not the tall, dark, handsome guy.”

“I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.”

“I don't see the necessity to be friends with anyone you've dated, but definitely out of respect of the time, you have to be kind of respectful, and that's what I try to do.”

“I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.”

“I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.”