Mark Russell Quotes & Sayings
17 most famous Mark Russell quotes and sayings (writer). These are the first 10 quotes we have.
“Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.”
“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”
“The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.”
“The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.”
“You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.”
“People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.”
“Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.”
“If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.”
“You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!”
“I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.”
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