Michael Ian Black Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Michael Ian Black quotes and sayings page 3 (53 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 35 we have for him.
“Let me tell you, the life of a C list celebrity is pretty sweet. If I want to go to an Applebee's, all I have to do is, literally, walk in the door. They seat me as soon as the other people ahead of me are seated.”
“Whenever anyone asks me if I'm from a TV show, I say yes - no matter whether I've ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier.”
“I actually don't know anyone who wants to be famous for fame's sake, at least not anyone I respect. But you need to have a certain amount of power in order to be able to do what you want.”
“I have a good family and I like to be home with them. The older I get, the lazier I get, and the more content I am to sit at home and eat string cheese.”
“My first real break was when my college sketch troupe, The State, was asked to contribute pieces for a new MTV show called 'You Wrote It, You Watch It.'”
“Nothing is more satisfying to me than sitting in a dank room, hunched over a single flickering candle like Ebenezer Scrooge, and watching my ledgers fill themselves with ink.”
“If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.”
“Many, many people can write books. I just happen to be one of them.”
“Most of the time, you don't win anything on reality shows. You're booted off, or maybe you win $50,000, or $100,000, which isn't really life-changing. I don't know that it's worth it.”
“Corporations do a lot of things well, but not run nations, for obvious reasons.”
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