Ray Romano Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.”

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”

“I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.”

“I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.”

“I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.”

“I have this mistress: show business.”

“I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.”

“I do still get intimidated by certain things.”

“I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.”

“I lived at home till I was 29.”