“And I, uh, I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as I always was.”
“I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.”
“I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night and took lessons.”
“And uh, I'm glad that I still have my hands and my eyes to work with.”
“It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things.”
“Yeah, yeah. I, I don't think I'm always right. But I don't think young people are always right, either.”
“And, uh, I did that, and there was nothing more ridiculous to me than finding the weight of the earth because I didn't care how much the earth weighed.”
“I didn't write because in the corps I took mining engineering of all things and, you know, they, they graduate a mining engineer as a sort of an illiterate.”
“Naturally, I'm conservative; I'm a Republican. I always was.”
“And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.”