Rupert Holmes Quotes & Sayings

“I always try to keep in mind that while the characters in a farce may find themselves in outrageous dilemmas, and may behave in a way that the audience finds amusing, the characters themselves don't have the consolation of knowing they're in a comedy.”

“Having in my life been bitten by the jaws of both victory and defeat, I must rush to add that success is to failure as butter pecan ice cream is to death.”

“I type even faster than I talk. I'm very proud of that. I type so fast. And I have to because the characters are living in real time and I've got to keep up with them. It's a miracle they even give me a royalty.”

“The truth is, I initially became a singer-songwriter while still in my teens because it was the only way to guarantee that somebody on earth would sing the songs I was writing. Since then, I've performed just about everywhere: rock clubs, concerts halls, arenas, TV.”

“But thankfully, my first album, 'Wide Screen,' was sort of a critics' darling - everyone raved about it, but no one bought it. They only manufactured 10,000 copies; I wasn't even in the running for failure!”

“A lot of my early career, I wrote story songs that had narratives, that had plots.”

“I didn't want much. I wanted much more. In fact, I wanted everything.”

“I first had the thought about making a musical of 'Edwin Drood' as far back as 1971.”

“I think writing for a world one has invented can be infinitely more interesting than writing for the world we've all inherited.”

“In all my years of performing, no audience member has ever actually assaulted me. I consider this to be the singular triumph of my performing career.”