Sloane Crosley Quotes & Sayings (Page 7)
Sloane Crosley quotes and sayings page 7 (writer). Here's quote # 61 through 70 out of the 96 we have.
“I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part.”
“I definitely rediscovered reading for pleasure by devoting such a large swath of my time to sitting on airplanes. I am now painfully adept at removing my shoes so as to have the least amount of foot surface area touching an airport floor.”
“Let me put it this way: I don't feel as settled as I look. I think that's true of everyone, probably. Except for Beyonce and Jay-Z. I don't think they wake up and think, 'Ugh, when's it going to work out for us? Why can't we catch a break?' Aside from them, I'm pretty sure everyone's life feels a lot less intentional.”
“The trick to scrambled eggs is to remove half the milk from the container and shake what's left as hard as you can, like a cocktail shaker, before you whisk it into the eggs.”
“There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes. But cat people may as well have whiskers and tails themselves. That's because their pets' lack of social need taps straight into our worst fears as the human inhabitants of New York.”
“When I was nine years old, I wrote a short story called 'How to Build a Snowman,' from which no practical snowperson-crafting techniques could be gleaned. The story was an assignment for class and it featured a series of careful but meaningless instructions. Of course, the building of the snowman was a red herring.”
“It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.”
“I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered.”
“I think that most New Yorkers would object to calling me a New Yorker. I didn't grow up here.”
“Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.”
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