Steve Carell Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“I joined an improv group in college, which was a lot of fun. After I graduated, I moved to Chicago to try to get into the Second City.”

“If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.”

“You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.”

“Relationships shouldn't be disposable. If there's something worth saving - not always the case, some relationships are irreconcilable - but if there is something that you determine is worth saving, then try to do that.”

“In the United States, there is a restaurant called The Outback Steakhouse, and I could survive in there for several weeks at least, sustaining myself on bloomin' onions and, I'm sure, their legitimate and very Australian cuisine. In the real Outback? I give myself about 14 minutes.”

“You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating these five-pound turkey legs.”

“I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.”

“I've thought a lot about success, because it's very strange to me that I've been successful.”

“Whenever I'm offered something, I always read the script and meet the director. I still appreciate just being considered.”

“From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.”