Tim Allen Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.”

“I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?”

“I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”

“When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.”

“While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.”

“Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.”

“I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.”

“In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.”

“I have a thing for tools.”

“I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.”