Tina Fey Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing.”

“I don't enjoy any kind of danger or volatility. I don't have that kind of 'I love the bad guys' thing. No, no thank you. I like nice people.”

“Yeah, it's tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.”

“I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.”

“Every kid has something they're good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.”

“I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.”

“Sometimes people expect that I'm going to be tough. It's not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time.”

“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.”

“Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.”

“I don't weigh myself. I just go by if my clothes fit. I try not to participate too much in the incredible amount of wasted energy that women have around dealing with food. I just feel like being healthy is sort of a job requirement to be on TV, and being a writer is so much coping with fatigue and stress, and you just eat. You eat to stay awake.”