Tom Leykis Quotes & Sayings

“There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.'”

“I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.”

“There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.”

“I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!”

“There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.”

“When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!”

“I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldn't have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.”