Tom Waits Quotes & Sayings
77 most famous Tom Waits quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 75 year old American musician born on Dec 7, 1949.
“Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.”
“We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.”
“The sight of the first woman in the minimal two-piece was as explosive as the detonation of the atomic bomb by the U.S. at Bikini Island in the Marshall Isles, hence the naming of the bikini.”
“My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.”
“I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.”
“I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have.”
“If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don't cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don't stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you'll never see it again.”
“You know what I really love? The CD players in a car. How when you put the CD right up by the slot, it actually takes it out of your hand, like it's hungry. It pulls it in, and you feel like it wants more silver discs.”
“I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.”
“The piano has been drinking, not me.”
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