Dean Martin Quotes & Sayings

7 most famous Dean Martin quotes and sayings. He was an American actor who passed away on 25 December, 1995.

Dean Martin Quotes
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
Dean Martin Quotes
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Dean Martin Quotes
“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”
Dean Martin Quotes
“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”
Dean Martin Quotes
“There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.”
Dean Martin Quotes
“I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.”
Dean Martin Quotes
“I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”

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