George Burns Quotes & Sayings

38 most famous George Burns quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American comedian who passed away on 9 March, 1996.

George Burns Quotes
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
George Burns Quotes
“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”
George Burns Quotes
“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
George Burns Quotes
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
George Burns Quotes
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
George Burns Quotes
“If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.”
George Burns Quotes
“I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.”
George Burns Quotes
“Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.”
George Burns Quotes
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George Burns Quotes
“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.”

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