Kyle Kinane Quotes & Sayings

“The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.”

“The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped.”

“I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.”

“I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.”

“I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down.”

“I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions. Not that there's a moral obligation for a comic to fix things, but I like to see a comic that's upset about something and offer a solution. It can be a funny solution. I like to see the thought process.”

“I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'”

“Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.”

“I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.”

“I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things.”