Adam Carolla Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'”

“I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.”

“I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.”

“If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.”

“The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.”

“Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.”

“I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.”

“I get depressed at airports.”

“I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.”

“You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.”