Adam DeVine Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Adam DeVine quotes and sayings page 3 (41 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 42 we have for him.
“If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.”
“My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out.”
“My senior year of high school, I got into UCLA, but my family couldn't afford it.”
“Naked dudes are inherently funny.”
“The American school system's a little warped, so anyone can get a degree if they have a little money.”
“When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person.”
“I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.”
“As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually.”
“Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed them up, they made a Nickelodeon Gak-type consistency. I sold them to all the neighborhood kids and made stacks of quarters. Of course, the berries were poisonous, and I got in all types of trouble.”
“Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls' agendas. So they're definitely not coming after you.”
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