Adam DeVine Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.”

“My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out.”

“My senior year of high school, I got into UCLA, but my family couldn't afford it.”

“Naked dudes are inherently funny.”

“The American school system's a little warped, so anyone can get a degree if they have a little money.”

“When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person.”

“I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.”

“As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually.”

“Even as a kid, I was a businessman. I figured out that if you plucked all the berries off my neighbor's tree and smashed them up, they made a Nickelodeon Gak-type consistency. I sold them to all the neighborhood kids and made stacks of quarters. Of course, the berries were poisonous, and I got in all types of trouble.”

“Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls' agendas. So they're definitely not coming after you.”