Adam Sandler Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.”

“Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”

“I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”

“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.”

“Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.”

“With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.”

“I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'”

“I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.”

“My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.”

“I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.”