Andy Richter Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.”

“The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'”

“I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.”

“At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.”

“But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.”

“I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.”

“I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.”

“I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.”

“I'm not that professional.”

“If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.”