Bill Hader Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I worked at a movie theater in Tempe, Arizona, when I went to community college there. And I got fired because a sorority had rented out a theater to watch 'Titanic,' and they were being really rude to me while they were waiting for the movie. So as I tore their tickets, I told them the end of the movie.”

“My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this deserted beach, and I see one lone person walking along the shore. He walks right up to me and says, 'I love 'Laser Cats,' and then just walks away.”

“I'm never going to say, 'Well, I'm never going to do comedy again.' I love comedies, and it's what people know me for, so I love doing it... I don't really think about it in terms of 'Well, I should do this because it's comedy or drama.'”

“As far as post-'SNL' career, whatever kind of comes my way that looks interesting, I'll do it, you know?”

“Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.”

“I remember seeing 'Spinal Tap' at a young age and being like, 'That's how you perform comedy.'”

“A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.”

“Everything is so tech now; everyone is so connected that way.”

“I don't like the sound of my voice or how I look or anything.”

“I get migraines a lot. I get them when I'm stressed out. My brain freezes, and I just try to get through that.”