Bill Murray Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.”

“I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them.”

“One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.”

“Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.”

“Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.”

“I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.”

“One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are so brutal.”

“Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.”

“When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my chances on a job or a person as opposed to a situation. I don't like to have a situation placed over my head.”

“All of us kids ended up 'doing Mom.' There are four of us who've tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.”