Bill Vaughan Quotes & Sayings
25 most famous Bill Vaughan quotes and sayings (journalist). These are the first 10 quotes we have.
“The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.”
“Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”
“Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.”
“Muscles come and go; flab lasts.”
“We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.”
“The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.”
“Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.”
“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”
“A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.”
“If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.”
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