Brian Celio Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.”

“Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.”

“I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.”

“Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.”

“Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.”

“Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.”

“The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.”

“A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.”

“Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.”

“Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!”