Carol Burnett Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“My favorite is doing the television show, as a variety show, every week. If the show wasn't that great one week, we could always come back and apologize, you know?”

“You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.”

“Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.”

“I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.”

“I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.”

“I have a great memory.”

“I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy.”