Carol Burnett Quotes & Sayings

47 most famous Carol Burnett quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for her. She's a 91 year old American actress born on Apr 26, 1933.

“We don't stop going to school when we graduate.”

“When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.”

“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.”

“It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.”

“Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.”

“In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.”

“It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.”

“Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.”