Charles Nelson Reilly Quotes & Sayings

18 most famous Charles Nelson Reilly quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was an American actor who passed away on 25 May, 2007.

“The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.”

“Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens.”

“My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.”

“Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't have any servants.”

“Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.”

“I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.”

“I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man.”

“If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven.”