Charlie Sheen Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.”

“I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.”

“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.”

“What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”

“Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.”

“Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.”

“You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.”

“For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.”

“I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.”

“I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.”