Chelsea Peretti Quotes & Sayings

“I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny because it feels like they're auditioning for a comedy job or something. It doesn't feel romantic to me. I get so much comedy from my life that, from a guy, I'm more looking for something sweet or romantic.”

“I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.”

“It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?”

“Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen.”

“I only do private room karaoke where it's just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.”

“It's hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, 'Hey, I saw your picture on a bus.' It's tricky: You're excited by the possibilities, but you don't want to get too crazy.”

“When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is.”

“I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you have to flip around.”

“On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone.”

“I'm Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.”