Craig Ferguson Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

Craig Ferguson quotes and sayings page 4 (62 year old comedian). Here's quote # 31 through 40 out of the 64 we have for him.

“I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.”

“If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.”

“Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!'”

“I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.”

“My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.”

“A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.”

“I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.”

“The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.”

“For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable.”

“I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.”