Craig Ferguson Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.”

“Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.”

“I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.”

“You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.”

“I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.”

“There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.”

“Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.”

“Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people.”

“I realized women and humor were linked very closely.”

“A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.”