Dan Castellaneta Quotes & Sayings

26 most famous Dan Castellaneta quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 67 year old American actor born on Oct 29, 1957.

“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.”

“The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.”

“Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.”

“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”

“To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.”

“Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.”

“After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.”

“Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”

“Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.”

“I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.”