Dane Cook Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.”

“Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show.”

“No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.”

“Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.”

“You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.”

“I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.”

“That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.”

“Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!”

“I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.”

“I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.”