Dane Cook Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'”

“If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.”

“I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.”

“I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.”

“I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.”

“We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.”

“I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.”

“I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.”

“Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.”

“I'm a late-night guy.”