David Spade Quotes & Sayings

30 most famous David Spade quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 60 year old American actor born on Jul 22, 1964.

“You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.”

“In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.”

“There's always something funny about men chasing women.”

“Single guys get a bad rap.”

“Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.”

“I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.”

“Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'”