David Walliams Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“When you are doing endurance swimming you just need to take in as many carbs as possible to put on as much weight as you can. Basically you can eat whatever you want, which can be quite fun. Everything is guilt-free.”

“I love wearing drag.”

“Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.”

“I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.”

“TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.”

“I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.'”

“I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.”

“People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.”

“Children's books are often seen as the poor relation of literature. But children are just as demanding as adult readers, if not more so. I should know. I'm a children's writer myself.”

“When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.”